rossberrypie:

Best pirate ive ever seen…

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trash-king-arrie:

jupiter2:

Snake Going To Bed

follow me

Yes

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lesbianherstorian:

this month, 30 years ago - a postcard advertising ACT UP’s same-sex kiss-in event to challenge homophobia during the AIDS crisis, created by gran fury, may 1988

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shartgod420:

you guys know what’s super important?

bee butts

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mundanemerman:

salliethesalad:

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.

448,060 vs 58,220 btw

So the original statement is possibly true, but only because it doesn’t specify that the gay men had to die of anything AIDS related, and only if you’re rather optimistic about the number of gay men in the world.  

Approximately 385,000* men died in new york city during that time, so we’d need 16% of them to be gay in order for more to have died than in Vietnam.

(Those other numbers, and figures like them, are totally wrong, though.  It’s easy to see that there weren’t more gay men dying in new york than there were men dying in new york.)

*Population of ~7,000,000 with a death rate of 11 in 1000 per year is 77,000 each year over 10 years is 770,000 divided by 2 is 385,000.

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Just wanna share some old ass slurpee pins

fwippy:

johndra-nalaar:

thechubbynerd:

fruitbowlman:

I demand we bring these back

@berdsie

slurp slurp

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fuocogo:

loveforhergirlfriendhaver:

kimlaughton:

Computer in freezer room, running fire simulation. Waste heat generated by CPU used to maintain Tamagotchi battery operating temperature.

??????????????

This is an exact representation of how I run my life.

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a-serious-art-blog:

♫hey man have you seen her around? have you seen her today?♫

got super hyped for this game out of nowhere last week, then found out about the weird autumn update! so, almost perfect timing! i haven’t played it yet but man!! i’m excited

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orriculum:

thewitchofthenorse:

probablyevilrpgideas:

ee-3:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-bitch-of-izalith:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

typhlosionns:

shit-lizard:

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die

1. My reply is no
2. Don’t count on it
3. My sources say no
4. Very doubtful
   
5. Outlook not so good
6. Better not tell you now
7. Cannot predict now
8. Ask again later
9. Reply hazy try again
10. Concentrate and ask again
11. Outlook good
12. Most likely
13. Signs point to yes
14. As I see it, yes
15. Yes
16. You may rely on it
17. Without a doubt
18. Yes, definitely
19. It is decidedly so
20. It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

@orriculum

@brujex @gaylien-invader @thevaroda @imgoingtofighttheocean

i have a rule change to inform yall of

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

Track #4 from Death Cab For Cutie’s 2005 album Plans, written by Ben Gibbard: “Different Names for the Same Thing” was written after a chance encounter. Ben Gibbard overheard a conversation between a red haired woman  and a man. 

She expressed her frustration of people in her life not understanding her passions, emotions and love for life. “The boundaries of language” was a phrase used to explain that while people may speak the same literal language the meaning is not always understood. 

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dat-soldier:

doujinshi:

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hallucin8:

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

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bears-official:

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

This list is actually really surprising, I can’t believe no other language has a word for some of these things!

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Anonymous asked: Going through puberty #1 was not fun at the time, but I like how my body looks after going through both puberties. I like my hips, I like how I have two different colors of body hair, I like the shape of my face. I don't know if I would have liked my body more if I'd only gone through puberty #2, but I also think I would be a very different person, because a lot of who I am and what I like has been shaped by how I look.

pustluk:

Being Chill With Process will subsume rage as the transsexual affect and we’ll all be happier for it

moxperidot:

wizardmoon:

robotfvckers:

faunafemes:

lcsingstars:

_{how to know if tumblr has been eating your asks: send yourself anywhere between 5-10 asks, ( anon or not ) but have each ask be nothing but an order in which you sent them.}

_{i.e: the first ask says ‘1′, the second says ‘2′, etc etc.}

_{i sent myself ten of these, both on anon and not. This was all i received back:}

_{Tumblr is now eating asks along with notifications. We must be more interactive than ever if we want keep this form of entertainment we call the rpc. Go ahead and warn your friends or test this for yourselves.. This post is reblogable.}

I just sent myself five of these. none of them came through.

I also sent myself 10 asks (alternating between logged in and anon) and received ONLY #10…so if you’ve been submitting asks, I haven’t been getting them! :(

whaaaa for real? this is lame

there might be minimum character requirement.